Privacy (We Don't Listen) Policy

Last updated: 27 October 2026

Short version: the only personal information we ask for is your email address, at the end of the Lumberjack Snore Test. We do not run accounts, analytics or tracking cookies.

What we collect

Quiz answers are processed in your browser to work out your result. Your email address is requested to unlock your result. When you submit it, we send your email address, your quiz result (one of four profiles) and your four quiz answers to Pabbly (pabbly.com), the service we use to manage our email list. We use them to deliver your results plus a short series of sleep tips, and to tailor those emails to your profile. You can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email. We do not sell your email address.

Third-party requests

To display the page, your browser loads styling from cdn.tailwindcss.com and fonts from Google Fonts. Those providers receive your IP address and browser details as part of the request and have their own privacy policies.

Affiliate links

Your quiz result page may link to partner products. If you buy through those links we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. The partner's site will have its own privacy practices.

Email provider

Pabbly processes your details on our behalf and has its own privacy policy. Your browser sends them to Pabbly directly when you submit the form.

Hosting

Our web host may keep standard server logs (such as IP address and pages requested) for security and reliability.

Changes

If we add analytics or change how we handle your email, we will update this policy first.